1.You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it's a vegetable. Those are yours.
2.Never come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.
3.Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I've asked already.I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn't, okay?
4.I can sleep anywhere I want, whether it be my bed, your bed, or in your clean basket of laundry.
5. Bathroom time is always together time.
