1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.

2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your chihuahuas…

3 …because your chihuahua is your child.

4. Chihuahuas flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy chihuahua person.

5. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a chihuahua you MUST say hello to him.

6. You are a hit with every chihuahua you meet.

7. This is your ideal family dinner.

8. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your chihuahua.

9. You've skipped going out tons of times because leaving your chihuahua is too painful.

10. You spend tons of money on chihuahua toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

11. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future chihuahuas.

12. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your chihuahuas.